Wet Head Challenge w/ Rosanna Pansino

*Weird voice* Mark: Hello, everybody! My name is Markplier, and I'm joined by Rosanna Pansino! Rosanna: Hello! Also known as Ro! She does Nerdy Nummies! Rosanna: NERDY NUMMIES!!! If you're wondering why the hell I'm talking like this, it's cusss it's squeezing my neck into my jaw! (That must hurt) Ow! *both laugh* Anyway, welcome to the Wet Head Challenge ULTIMATE EDITION! By Ultimate Edition, it means that we're putting some *Deep voice* RISK INTO THIS

Weee're gonna play a game a Rock, Paper, Scissors Whoever wins, (let's say it's me), gets the right to put on this hat, and wager a number, up- to- 7- cuz- wagering 8 would- be really stupid *MMMM* Even the regulated spinner only suggests 2 at a time, but

Who knows how many turns it's gonna take to make this *LOUD CLICKING NOISES* *LOUD CLICKING NOISES* Hat of Death pour water Ro: Woo! Hat of Death pour water And we've replaced all the water with battery acid

(Oh god) Ro: *gasp* MARK! Mark: Uhh, as we were gonna do in the last- Mark: Uhh, what? Ro: We are playing to how many points? Ro: That's all we need Mark: 12 10 Wuh 15? Somebackground guy: 15 i think- Ro: We know the rules Mark: 13 And a half I'll fudge the rules when I start losing, don't worry about it! *Laughing at the end* Make sense? Good! Ready? Ro: Yeah

Mark: Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot! Ro: Awwww, shoot! Mark: Yes! Okay! So now we're off to a good start So I put on the little helmet here Ro: Uh huh

And I strap it to my head, because safety is *Weird voice* First priority on this thing Ro: Strap it on tight! Mark: I'm wagering 3! I'm going to pull three pins It's freshly spun I can't talk Oh my god it hurts Ro: oh g- Mark: One Ro: Oh, Oh! Mark: I'm okay (No your not) Two Ro: Oh oh ohoh oh Ro: oh oh Mark: I'm Okay Ro: Ok, that's the recommended amount

The whole spinner only has one's and two's Mark: Three! I'm okay! *Getting nervous* I'm alright There's a little water dripping but it's not the deluge that it was gonna be But is not the deluge that it was gonna be Three pooiints! [Small clapping] *Clapping and cheering* [Sounds of applause fade in] Ro: Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot! Ro: Rock Paper, Scissors shoot!! Mark: Yes! Oh- Ro: [sigh] *sigh* Mark: I'm going for two [Nervous laughter] Roe: Here you go Mark: I'm going for two Roe: oh oh oh, oh Mark, oh Mark [Steam noises] *Mark screaming like a baby* Ro: *Screaming* Oh jeez ah, my hair [laughter] My precious hair Ro: *Silly voice* Does that mean you don't get the points, or-? Mark: Yeah i don't get the points

I dont- iif you get water- you don't get the points Alright, we need a refill! Ro: Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot! Ro: [Gasp] Woop woop woop woop! Okay [Several airhorn noises] Ro: Okay Did it- wait, hang on, it's gotta be freshly spun [Loud clicking noises] *Clicking Noises* [Loud clicking noises] *Clicking Noises Continued* Ro: Ooh Ro: Mark, will you wear my headband? I- only if you want me to Ro: Oh, looking good Ro: Oh, lookin' good Thank you

Ro: Mark, I can't even see out of this! Ro: Mark, I can't even see out of this Mark: Too bad, you don't need to see, you only need to pull Ro: Oh, I gotta wager a number Okay, let's go- Ro: What did you pick the first time? I picked three Ro: Three? Yeah

Ro: I'm gonna do I gonna- no Ro: I'm gonna- I'm gonna [Laugh] *Mark Laughs* Mark: No! Ro: I'm gonna- I'm gonna do three

Okay Ro: Yeah No, you just pull out the pin? You just pull out the pin, yeah (We believe in you Ro) Ro: Oh, jeez [Both laugh] Ro: Technical difficulties, guys, we got this [Off camera]: Here, hold the hat with one hand Ro: Okay

Ro: [Whimper] Ro: [Frightened noises] [Laughing] Man, you've like switched between three different ones Ro: [Laughs] Did I? Yeah! Ro: [Exhales] I feel like one of those was the death Ro: One of them's the death? Yeah, death Ro: Oh no, which one was it?? I don't know Ro: Uh oh, okay I'm feeling lucky I feel like this is a good one

Ro: Oh no! No no no! Yeah! [Laughs] Ro: [Laughing] No no no [Still laughing] Ro: Mark I wasn't lucky Oh Ro: That was- that was not- No, yeah

Ro: [Determined breath] Score is 3-0 still Ro: Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot! Ro: Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot! (x2) Ro: Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot! (x3) Ro: Rock, Paper- Yes! Ro: Oh, yeah Spin the Wheel of Death here [Loud clicking noises] Yeah that's enough

Ro: That noise just sounds medieval, like, it's like a old, rickety like turning crank where you're like Ro: stretching people out [Unsettled noise] Cool! Ro: [Laughing] No! [Muffled] Alright, I'mma going for three again Ro: Okay Ro: [Gasp] One Ro: [Larger gasp] Two

[Gasp] I'm okay! Ro: Wooooah! [Laughing] Ro: Wooooah! I did it Ro: I don't even know if I wanna win this Rock, Paper, Scissors Ro: [Decisively] But I do

Ro: Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot! Yes- Oh, wh- No [Laughing] This is not what I want! Ro: Here, I'm taking this back Oh But that was my lucky charm Ro: Lucky headband, I need it back! Oh

But that was my lucky charm Ro: [Tiny gasp] Ro: Aaaahhhh! Aww come on, this is bullcrap! Mark: Awww Come on! This is bullcrap! Ro: Awwwww Ro: Ooooh, Mark you were so close! [Crying] Ro: So close! [Crying] [Crying] Okay, score's 6-0 Let's do this! Ro: Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot! Ro: Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot! (x2) Ro: Yes! Ok Ro: Alright! You gotta- Wait! Ro: Oh, oh! Wooah, waa-ait [Loud clicking noises] Ro: Oh no! [Loud clicking noises] [Loud clicking noises] Ok, that's enough Ro: I'm just gonna go for two this time No, go for three, go big! What's the haaarm? Ro: The last time we went for three, chaos Ro: The last time we went for three, chaos

You're down by six! Ro: Oh, that's true Yeah Ro: Okay

I just wanna cleansweep a thirteen and a half to 0 Ro: Wait a minute, Mark! I just wanna cleansweep a thirteen and a half to 0 Ro: Are you tryina Ro: strategy me? Yeah Ro: Okay, I'm going for two

Aw Ro: First one Kay [Laughs] Ro: We're good, we're good, we're good! Kay [Laughs] Ro: One pin down, Ro: second one to go

Hokay! Ro: Ooooh! Oh oh ooh! You actually got some points, which is amazing Ro: Two points! Ro: Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot! Ro: Dangit! Yesh! Ro: [Foiled noise] I got it Okay, I'm gonna go for two as well Ro: Okay What are the odds the pins right next to the ones you chose are gonna be bad? [Shared, scared gasps] Okay, alright Okay, alright (x2) Ro: You could have done three, maybe Ro: Oh, oh oh! Yeah!! Ro: I'm shocked

I got eight! Ro: Well how many do I have? You have two [Laughs] Ro: Two You have two [Laughs] Ro: Okay [Laughs] Ro: Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot! Ro: [Whipers] Yes! [Gasp of defeat] Ro: Ok, I'm just gonna do one Oh, sure Ro: 'Cause this is a very dangerous hat right now Uh huh Ro: I- Ro: Mark, this is a *dangerous* hat

I'm aware Ro: Okay, which pin is gonna get me- I just want one Yeah Ro: Okay I feel like this one's gonna be good, so I'm gonna go the opposite [Laughs] Ro: [Face of shock] [Laughing] Yeah!! Why do you look at me so creepy like that? Ro: I'm shocked! Oh, okay

Ro: That's my shocked face, I'm shocked that that worked! I just thought it was the battery acid just dissolving your skull Ro: Does it looks really really creepy? [Laughs] I just thought it was the battery acid just dissolving your skull So you have three points, congraatulations Ro: Thanks! You're really climbing the leaderboard

Ro: Yeah I am! [Both] Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot! [Both] Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot! (x2) [Both] Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot! (x3) Ro: [Victory noise] Ugh Ro: Uh oh [Laughs] Oh, oh good luck with that! Ro: I'mma go- I'm gonna go with- I'm gonna g- I'm gonna go with this one Aww, come on!! That's not fair! Ro: One more point, I got four points! Ro: Yes! Yes! Yes! You're just nickel-and-diming your way! Ro: Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot! Ro: Oh, no!! [Laughing] No, no! Yes, yes!! I lose! Yes! Ro: Going for one :'^) Mark: Just one, you don't want to try two? I think two would be the strategy

Ro: You're funny You're real funny, Mark Mark: Alright Ro: You're a real funny guy Alright

Ro: [Gasp of fear] Ro: No, I- I heard something! Ro: [Squeal] Mark: Yay! [Laughing] [Laughing] Yaaay! Alright, it's 8-4 Ro: Mhmm Alright, it's 8-4 I'm'na win this I'm'na win this And we're going to fifteen Unless maybe it gets too close, and then we're gonna extend it

So I win Ro: Oh, oh Oh [Both] Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot! Yes! Ro: [Breath of defeat] Yes!! Alright Alright

I'mma go- I'mma go for four Ro: Woah I'm gonna go for four [Loud clicking noises] Two at once [Noises] Ro: Two at once? [Noises] [Heavy breathing] Okay

We're fine Other two [Decisively] These two [Inhale] yEAH! [Laughing and crying] I'm ok! I felt some water dripping and I was like "Wait, nope" Yeahh, I'm ok Ro: Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot! Dangit

I mean, well, [Laughs] Ro: Thanks, Mark Ro: Thanks, Mark You're welcome Ro: Thanks, Mark (x2) I did it for you Ro: Ok, I'm gonna go for the one

[Disappointed] Just one? Ro: Uh, I really like the one Boring Ro: Yeah Ro: Boring (born) to be mild (wild) Ro: Over here

That's funny Ro: [Laughs] Ro: You know what? I'm gonna go with the one right on the front Ok, yeah Ro: 'Cause it's like a unicorn Ro: and I love unicorns

Uh huh But if you pull its horn off, don't you kill it? [Distress] [Laughs] Ro: [Laughs] No, go for it! Go for it! I wanna see if this analogy holds through! Ro: Okay, we'll- We'll just test it out [Laughing] It's alive! Ro: Lucky unicorn! We didn't kill it! Ro: I'll take that point Yay! Ro: Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot! Ro: [Breath of defeat] Aahh Since I'm in the leeead, I'mma go for two [Dissolves into laughter] Ro: Two?! [Dissolves into laughter] Ro: Oh my gosh I'll go for two [Hissing intake of breath] [Noise] [Scream] YEAAAH [Scream] YES! Ro: No! Yeah!! Ro: Noo! Ro: I don't want that hat This is reverse! [Laughing] Ro: Rock, Paper, Scissors, I don't want this one Ok

Ro: Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot Ro: No Yeah! [Laughs] Ro: No

No Yeah! [Laughs] Ro: No! I had to think about that for a second Ro: [Laughing] No! [Laughing] Ro: [Laughing] No! [Laughing] [Slow motion laugh] Ro: Maybe it's broken, and it's not gonna- Maybe we broke it Yeah- Ro: And no water is gonna come out Little did she know that it worked she was screwed anyway Ro: Nope

Nope, it works, it works! [Laughing] It works perfectly! Ro: It works, it works great [Laughing] Ro: [Blowing water away from mouth] [Laughing] Yaay! Ro: 'Kay, so this is one more point and you win the game It's 14-5 How can I lose this? Ro: It's not a close game, but I'm a good sport- [Sigh] Ro: Maybe I could have a comeback M- Probably not Ready? Ro: Probably not

Ready? Ro: Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot! Ro: [Victory gasp] Ro: Maybe a comeback Ro: Maaybe [Laugh] I hope you get it on the f- You didn't spin it! You didn't spin it, you gotta spin it, you have to spin it, Ro: Wait! I gotta spin it! Ok You didn't spin it, you gotta spin it, you have to spin it, at the beginning, you *have* to [Brief, loud clicking noises] 'Cause [Both laugh] Ro: 'Kay, ready? Ro: 'Kay, ready? How many're you doing? Ro: I'm doing a lot now How many're you doing? Yeah? Ro: Yeah Yeah? Ro: Yeah How many is "a lot?" Ro: Two How many is "a lot?" That's not a lot! Ro: Just kidding! That's not a lot! [Both laugh] [Clap] Ro: That was a joke

Ro: That was a joke Oooh one of- Ro: I'm gonna do four! Ooh one of- [Suddenly serious] Okay Ro: Not gonna think about it Just gonna- I'm just gonna Ro: go, because when I speak, bad things happen Ro: So, just gonna think about happy thoughts Oo Ro: So, just gonna think about happy thoughts Ro: And puppies, and my little dog Cookie, and [deep breath] Ro: She's so cute and I love her, and– Ro: No, no no, nO, NOO Ro: No, no no, nO, NOO YEAAAH Ro: Nooooo! [Victory noises] [Laughing] Ro: Cookie, nooo! [Laughing] [Laughing] Yeah! Ro: Mommy loves you

Ro: Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot! Ro: Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot! (x2) Yes! Ro: [Exhale] Dangit Yes! Ro: [Exhale] Dangit Yes! (x2) I'll be a good sport Ro: Okay I'll be a good sport

I'll pull four Maybe I should pull three Ro: Three's good Three? Three Three? Ro: I mean that's a lot I think more than I need, right? Three's more than I need [Loud clicking noises] Ro: Mark, three's a lot of pins [Loud clicking noises] Ro: Alright

It all comes down to this [Heavy breathing] Ro: Three pins, Mark That's what you need Ro: Three pins, Mark That's what you need

One Ro: Oh! [Scream] NOOOOO Ro: Ooooh no, Mark! NOOO! Ro: Oh, no, Mark! OH NOO! Ro: Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot! Ro: Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot! (x2) Ro: [Defeat exhale] Yes! Ro: Alright, Mark You only need one to win! [Loud clicking noises] [Loud clicking noises] Ro: I feel like I should play a really epic song for you right now, but I don't have one

[Nevertheless, queue dramatic music] [It's so intense, I can't take it] [The world is on your shoulders, Mark] [Quick inhale] [Scream] OH NO WHAT COME ON Ro: Oh no Mark! Ro: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot! [Sigh] [Sigh (x2) Ro: This is it, this is the comeback Ro: Molly, how many points do I have? [Off camera] Five Ro: Five

Ok All I need is ten [Laughs] Ro: Alright Ro: I'mma go for three Ro: That's a good number

Okay Ro: Un (One in French) Ro: Deux

(Two in French) Ro: Trois (Three in French) Ro: No Ro: No (x2) Ro: [Jazz hands] Ro: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yaaaay [Slow clapping] Ro: Shoot! You just go paper first time, I'm- I'm learning now You go paper first every time Ro: You don't know my strategy That is- That is exactly what you do

[Bling] Ro: Um, I'mma go for one It's go- It's gonna be this one This is BULLcrap Ro: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot! Ro: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot! (x2) Yes! Aw Ro: [Laughing] [Laughing] What are the odds it's the same one? [Mumbling] I'm believe in the unicorn [Mumbling] I believe [Scream] NO! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE! Ro: I'm still in it! It can't happen this way! Ro: 9-14 [Whispers] Okay Ro: It's 9-14, Mark I'm catchin up Okay Ro: I'mma comin! I'mma comin! Ro: Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot! Ro: [Mischeivious giggle] Ro: You were afraid I was gonna do paper so instead I do the rock (?) [Off camera laugh] Ro: [Smug victory noises] Ro: Three

Okay [Awkward Silence] Ro: One Ro: Two Ro: Three This is such crap

This is crap Ro: I have twelve points now! [Laughing] It's garbage! Ro: [Laughing] I have twelve points now! It's garbage! Ro: Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot! Yes! Ro: Oh, oh oh, dangit, I did the paper! Ro: Oh, oh oh, dangit, I did the paper! Yes! Ro: Oh no, no, no! [Laughing] Yes! Okay! What are the odds? –That it would be the front one? It's impossible Ro: You only need one Ro: You got this, Mark Ro: Pick a good one! Yes!! [Yelling] Yes! Ro: It didn't! Yes!! Ro: [Clapping] [Laughing] I win!! Ro: Yay Ye-e-e-es! Ro: [Giggling] I won I won! I won it all! This was the- at stake, Whoever won gets a diamond play button

And I won! And I earned it, too! 'Cause I suffered A lot At the cruel hands of fate So! Thank you so much for joining us, thank you Ro for being here That was quite a comeback! It was getting close Ro: Thank you! I wonder if you'da gone for six to go for the win if that would have been the better way to go about it, but we'll never know

And be sure to check out Ro's channel for another challenge that we did that was very similar to this one The stakes were just as high, it was just as intense, and, who knows who would win I don't know, because fate- is a cruel *bitch* Thanks for- Ro: That's her- that's her middle name [Stuttered sounds] What is it- "Cruel-" Wait? Ro: [Laughing] I don't know! What is it? Cruel B- Wait, what's her first name? Ro: [Laughing] But anyway, you guys figure that out for yourself Thanks again, everybody so much for watching

And as always, we'll see you in the next video Buh Bye!

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